This joke was hilarious, so I decided to put it in here in its Taglish form. Enjoy! (thanks bez!!!)
Sabi nila, “Its not the student’s fault if they fail in their subjects.”
Because the year only has 365 days and when you take this things into consideration…
SUNDAY – rest day, 52 Sundays per year
o Days left: 313
SUMMER – 50 days, mahirap daw mag-aral pag mainit
o Days left: 263
SLEEP – kailangan daw ng 8 hours na tulog araw-araw = 130 days
o Days left: 141
RELAXATION – kailangan ng 1 hour per day,sabi nila for good health = 15 days
o Days left: 126
FOOD – 3meals/snack time, 2 hours estimate, dapat mag-chew properly = 30 days
o Days left: 96
CHIT-CHAT – “man is a social being,” sabihing 1 hour per day and chikahan = 15 days
o Days left: 81
EXAMS – per year, mga 35 exam days
o Days left: 46
FIESTA/HOLIDAYS/MOB DAYS(for UP students) = 37 days
o Days left: 9
ILLNESS – syempre nagkakasakit din minsan, let’s say 4 days a year
o Days left: 5
ORGANIZATIONS – syempre may org activities pa, 4 days para dun
o Days left: 1
Tapos that one day is your BIRTHDAY. How can you study at that day??
o Days left: 0 - wala, none!!!
Saan mo ngayon ilalagay ang pag-aaral???
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