Random questions (and statements) of a 6 year-old boy

Love is not love, which alters when an alteration finds. When life gets hard, when things change, true love remains the same.

Shakespeare

January 4, 2009

On marriage and family

“Teacher, what is marriage?”

“Teacher, when will you get married?”

“I don’t want to get married. Well, not anytime soon.”

“When you get married and you have a son, what will you name your son?”

“(On a piece of paper) What is the name of Ms. May’s future husband?”

On body stuff

“Teacher, should I pull my teeth or should I just let it fall off?”

“Teacher, why do we wee-wee?”

“Teacher, why do we poo-poo?”

“Teacher, why do we wee-wee in the front, then poo-poo in the back?”

“Can we poo-poo and wee-wee at the back at the same time?”

“Why did God made it that way? I want it the other way around.”

“Teacher, why do we nosebleed?”

On being an adult in his eyes

“Teacher, where do you live?”

“Why don’t you have your own house?”

“Do you have a car?”

“You’re an adult, you should have a house.”

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